Divine Advice For Sean Penn

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Dear Jesus and Satan,

I’m extremely confused.

The night after my interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News, I had a wet dream about him. Now I can’t the bastard out of my head. He’s one of the worst human beings on the planet, spewing hateful, anti-democratic ideas on a nightly basis. I know I’m supposed to hate him — I mean I do hate him, but…