Divine Advice For Sean Penn

Dear Jesus and Satan,

I’m extremely confused.

The night after my interview with Sean Hannity on Fox News, I had a wet dream about him. Now I can’t the bastard out of my head. He’s one of the worst human beings on the planet, spewing hateful, anti-democratic ideas on a nightly basis. I know I’m supposed to hate him — I mean I do hate him, but…

--

--

--

I write dinosaur erotica and mysteries featuring horny cat people. I also do the book cover illustrations. Sometimes I write reviews for movies that don’t exist

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Recommended from Medium

STAMINA — THE RESOURCE OF BATTLE

Daily Itinerary of Your Black Friend This Week

[PDF] Download Fat Blasting Smoothies: 10 Day Smoothie Cleanse - Lose Up to 14 Pounds in 7 Days…

New ATH for BabyWoolf Coin to Happen Soon!

Alphabet Soup

Only I, An Imaginary Flea, Can Explain The President’s Signature Gesture

Why the Otters Should Lead Us

Why We Hear Voices in Random Noise

Why We Hear Voices in Random Noise

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Ryan Klemek

Ryan Klemek

I write dinosaur erotica and mysteries featuring horny cat people. I also do the book cover illustrations. Sometimes I write reviews for movies that don’t exist

More from Medium

One Of My Favorite Poems On Monkey Humanity Is Misunderstood

We Golf. Therefore, the Tao Is.

In The Shadow Of Sandia

Unpopular Opinion: There Are Too Many Spiders