Don’t Worry! The Aliens Will Save Us!

T-Rex vs. Alien by Ryan Klemek

According to a headline of an article, I didn’t bother reading, “the government” just released a bunch of new declassified UFO documents, which I’m assuming prove that space aliens are real and that they’re living here on Earth. For most of us, this is not news, but it’s good to see the Feds finally admitting that they’ve been lying to us all these years.