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Immortal Hygiene

Is Your Dentist a Vampire? Mine is

It means I can’t eat garlic right before my appointment

His name is Dr. Acula, but before you bring up Ed Wood or Scrubs or the Brooklyn deathcore band, you should know he pronounces it “a-SOO-luh.” And he gets testy when people make those pop culture references.