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Mother, May I Take a Dump in the Fish Tank?

May 2024 Short and Weird Newsletter

Ryan Klemek
Short and Weird
Published in
4 min readMay 1, 2024

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Being a Mom is Hard- May 2000, watercolor and ink on paper by Ryan Klemek

This month’s Make it Weirder is based on the Mmm Mondays Submission Guidelines by Mrs. K. Usually, I fill in the words myself, but this month, I thought it would be fun to collaborate — like a real game of Mad Libs. I chose which words to…

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Ryan Klemek
Short and Weird

I write dinosaur erotica and mysteries featuring horny cat people. I also do the book cover illustrations. Oh yeah, and I'm the owner of Short and Weird