Self-Pleasure With Telekinesis

Illustration by Ryan Klemek

Jerking off with telekinesis is the best!

I’ve heard people say that jerking off with your weaker hand makes it feel like someone else. The same effect is achieved if you tie a string around your bicep and make your hand fall asleep. Or you can use a vacuum cleaner.

These techniques are fine and all, but nothing is as good as jerking off with telekinesis. It feels like being jerked…