Fucking My Haunted Washing Machine

Riding the spin cycle until I cum

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The bad news is my husband was recently killed in a horrific car accident. He fell asleep at the wheel and hit a gigantic moose that was on fire because of climate change. My dear Reggie sailed through the windshield, was impaled on the moose’s antlers, and then died slowly and painfully as he succumbed to the flames.