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Ryan KlemekinThe PubPedro Plantain vs. The Flaming LipsWrestling in front of 20,000 angry spectators·3 min read·May 10, 2024--5--5
Ryan KlemekinMyErotica.comSex in the Interrogation RoomI have information he needs. He has something in his pants I need.·7 min read·May 10, 2024--2--2
Ryan KlemekinRedemptionI Believe I’m Entitled to a Hot DogThe things we do for what we think we deserve·2 min read·May 9, 2024--14--14
Ryan KlemekinThe Kraken LoreJanuary 28, 1986Someone has to be held accountable·2 min read·May 8, 2024--5--5
Ryan KlemekinDead or AliveThe Election That Shook The WorldHow did nobody see this coming?·3 min read·May 7, 2024--4--4
Ryan KlemekinMmm Mondays — Life MattersMango Ice CreamIt’s fruit, so it’s healthy!·4 min read·May 6, 2024--17--17