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Why I Write Dinosaur Erotica

The short answer: The porn books sell better than my mystery novels.

6 min readFeb 17, 2022

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Why I Write Dinosaur Erotica

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Redemption

Body Language

You had better learn how to read it

2 min read3 days ago

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Body Language

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Short and Weird

Mother, May I Take a Dump in the Fish Tank?

May 2024 Short and Weird Newsletter

4 min read4 days ago

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Mother, May I Take a Dump in the Fish Tank?

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MyErotica.com

Tornado Sauce

That’s what I call my ex-girlfriend’s lady gravy

3 min readApr 26, 2024

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Tornado Sauce

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Redemption

Link Edin

It’s like LinkedIn, but for sex workers

2 min readApr 25, 2024

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Link Edin

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Tantalizing Tales

Stepmom Goes on Onlyfans

It seemed like a good idea at the time

3 min readApr 22, 2024

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Stepmom Goes on Onlyfans

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The Pub

My Wife Dumped Me For the Neighbors — ALL the neighbors

And I deserved it

4 min readApr 19, 2024

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My Wife Dumped Me For the Neighbors — ALL the neighbors

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Redemption

Questions About Our Sex Toys? Please Read Our IAQ.

Find out everything you probably already know about our amazing products

2 min readApr 18, 2024

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Questions About Our Sex Toys? Please Read Our IAQ.

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The Kraken Lore

Cowardly New World

Things are better now, right?

3 min readApr 18, 2024

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A Kraken wearing a fine suit

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Short and Weird

Is Your Dentist a Vampire? Mine is

It means I can’t eat garlic right before my appointment

2 min readApr 17, 2024

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Is Your Dentist a Vampire? Mine is

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Ryan Klemek

Ryan Klemek

I write dinosaur erotica and mysteries featuring horny cat people. I also do the book cover illustrations. Oh yeah, and I'm the owner of Short and Weird

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